riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. what's been popping then?
well my mother went to spain for 5 days and is coming back tonight. so basically been doing lots of "wahey! mums away!" futile pissing about. went to the pub on wednesday and spent all the food money so i've kind of been living off things people leave at my house and carrots. maybe i'll do a little day by day account. not like i've got ANYTHING better to do seeing as i'm about as clammy as an hactual clam and am home alone. righto.
wednesday:
went to the eagle with ella, joe, georgia et al (and i mean et al, litch everyone in varndean was there?) didnt know many people but it was "a laugh" all the same, and lots of the people i met were lovely. also had a thrilling chat with oscar who was very drunk and told me he missed me "like the flowers miss the rain". he said it to everyone though so it wasnt that special.
thursday:
college, bl8z. i would say it was "boring" and that "college sucks" but i love college at the moment, because it is SO much better than Primark which is what i do the rest of the time. anyway yeahhh then went to boogaloo, and the whole world and their offspring were there. had a really pleasant time and got very drunk without larrying which i was glad about. HIGHLIGHT: jade told me and ella her "sex bible" on the way home and i have never laughed so hard and for so long in my life. i was literally "ROFLMAO-ing". an extract i hear you ask? oh allright: " up the length, circle the top, dip it in the japs eye and give it a nibble cus theyre not expecting it"
friday:
far too hungover and lazy to go to college so i rang the absence hotline and left an astoundingly poor message along the lines of "i cant come in because im ill n' that"... but that over and done with, we (me jade ella will and joe) got the obvious iceland munch, and sat in the sun eating, as will described it " a nice refreshing hash brown". this was all a bit much so decided to fuck up the government good and proper and have a bit of a hosing down. BEST THING EVER! being wet and cold is so nice. it all spiralled out of control and after joe left (soaking wet to go to his leavers thing at college har har har) we got out a tarpaulin and shampoo and washing up liquid and went mEnTaL and KeRaZy!!!! it all ended with me and will wrestling in ketchup.
later that night we went to merves for drinking, then to try and get into this party. we didnt, so decided to garden hop and subsequently got caught, threatened and had to run away through bramles. how cool and good. SO couldnt be fucked after that so i went home.
saturday:
work. SHUT UP. god its horrendous. anyway yeah did a bit of knicker-packing, then went home and decided to stay in. then decided to get miranda round with a bottle of vodka instead. i was just getting in my shower with a beer (very refreshing) and a drunk milo turned up and had to cut some glass out of his foot while shouting through the bathroom door to me. it was jokes and he used the line "get back in the shower, i am coming in with you and we are smoking cigarettes". i loved it.
then callum and fenton turned up.
then miranda.
then ella.
then will and liam sig.
then leon and egg.
then liam mcdowell.
and then in no particular order : adil, oscar swaine, tom bassam, mo, lloyd, pop and joe.
there may have been more. basically i didnt invite anyone but it was a mini gathering and i got "a bit" drunk and sang along to dj slipmatt and slept in the bathroom.
sunday:
more primark. mmmmmm. it was so hot it's almost undescrible, but i was a bit drunk still so i found loads of shit funny and was able to amuse myself. in the evening jade, will, miranda and callum came over for more tarpaulin fun and spliffs. we did a bit of wrestling (this time in cream, custard, strawberry desserts, milk, jam, yoghurt and honey) and then both the liams, charlie and joe came round. had a few delicious lagers and watched The Devil's Rejects. it is SUCH a good film. it rapes every other action/horror movie ever and has the sickest soundtrack too. i'd see it if i were you. fell alseep on the sofa which was surprisingly comfortable, and then in to bed which was surprisingly uncomfortable and hot (no thanks to joe "the human radiator").
today me jade and ella have been sunbathing and tidying and cleaning. BRRRRAP.
OH. MY. DAYS. that was the longest and most pointless entry in forever. i am just so hip.
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